My Secret Hate Wishlist for XMas 2023

1) For the entire Bherly Family to Die…instead of Me.

2) For All my Immediate/Nuclear Family to Disappear from my Life.

3) Na itong Hayup na Ito na ang Pulso nakadikit sa Puso ng mga Pulubi, Squatter at Durugista na kanyang prinoproktektahan, Mamatay ngayong gabi! No English speaking yan. Hindi makaintindi! Proud Titser yan ng mga hunghang, Very proud. Natutuwa lang yan kapag napapansin ninyo. Ito na yon, Pansinin mo. Dinggin mo pa. Katawa-tawa ka lang. 

Yan ang Muslim na natatawa lang dulot ng nerbiyos at mapanumpa sa kapwa dahil buong buhay inapí! Wala siyang tunay na kaligayahan. Takot lang ang kanyang motibasyon sa buhay kaya’t mahilig manakot…

Mag-ingat kayo dito sa baklang ito. Kung maaari, abutan na lang ng abuloy, huwag nang lapitan. Hingi ng Hingi…bigyan ng kung anong pwedeng i-abot. Parang hayup yan na nanlalaway sa pagkain. Mismo siya ang nagsabi.

Kung ang gusto mo mangyari, buwagin ako para lang maka-isa ka naman kahit isang beses lang, subukan mo ngayong gabi. Nanonood ang buong katabi mo.

Luwang-luwa ang iyong mga kalamnan sa tuwing masisilipan mo akong walang panty. Ikaw naman. Nakalabas nga, wala namang makakita.

Pero ayon sa Hapon, lahat ng tao sa mundo pati yung mga apíng-apí, may pag-asa sa buhay. Baka siya eto.

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Walang ano pa man.


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